Aug 15, 2008 - 04:06:16 CDT
Some people need a signAs a lifelong resident of Bismarck and a river rat since the early 1960s, two recent articles in the Tribune have compelled me to respond.
Sam McQuade Jr. was right in his letter to the editor concerning the trash being left behind by what can only be called inconsiderate idiots. My wife and I also crossed the Expressway Bridge on July 5. The mess on the "Broken Oar" sandbar was disgraceful.
Unfortunately, this total lack of class is not limited to just this one sandbar. Someone was nice enough to bag their garbage on Croushoe Island, but then inconsiderate enough to leave it for someone else to haul away. On any given day, trash can be found floating down stream, washed against the shore or left on the bank. Marinas, where residents have tried to live in a relaxing neighborhood, are littered with beer cans and pop bottles. Back bays are polluted beyond use; one is even known as Diaper Bay.
When anyone sees these obvious slobs, they should turn them in! A registration number must be clearly displayed on the side of all watercraft. Write the numbers down and contact the Game and Fish. Be a willing solution to the problem. Mr. McQuade has kindly offered to lead the cleanup of this mess; we should all help.
The second article was on the front page of Sunday's Tribune. Just looking at the pictures explains some of the problems on the river. The first picture shows a young person jumping off the Fox Island dock as another youngster watches. It is unfortunate that the caption did not read, "A young swimmer jumps off a dock clearly posted as not to do so."
The second picture shows three people on a single jet ski. Here the caption should read, "Three guys on a jet ski without flotation devices, a violation of state law." Look at the additional pictures. Other than a "no wake" sign, each picture shows the lack of good judgment by the participants.
Those who are fortunate to live on the water must understand the rights of other users. They must accept that their docks may be in a high-traffic area and subject to wakes.
Those that live in marinas must understand that there will be additional traffic and sightseers in their "backyards." While jet skis are made for speed, the rider must exercise good judgment on the place to use that speed.
Pontoon parties must understand that a marina is also a residential neighborhood and sound and speed should be kept to a minimum. Pontooners need to be aware of the capacity of their craft and not use a standing room only approach.
Rafters and those on canoes should make an effort to use back channels and shallow areas that others cannot. Cruisers and speed boats need to be more conscious of their wakes, especially near landings, swimming areas and passing the Lewis and Clark Riverboat. "No wake" areas mean no wake, not a little wake or reduced wake. "Idle speed only" means just in gear, not reduced speed. If your water craft won't run at idle, and you refuse to have it corrected, you should stay out of idle only areas.
All of this can be corrected with a little common sense and courtesy. When you see an "idiot" on the water, get the registration and turn them in. With enough complaints, law enforcement will correct the problem. The North Dakota Game and Fish Department has a water safety course available at no charge. Maybe everyone should be required to pass this course before being allowed to license a watercraft.
Should your readers think that I am biased as to their favorite water spot, please know that I live on the river, in a marina, with a dock. I have two jet skis, a cruiser, a fishing boat, a canoe, a pontoon and a paddleboat. My children and I took, and passed, the water safety course years ago. The only thing I have an agenda against is idiots.
The comedian Jeff Foxworthy is correct, "Some people need a sign."

From Sam McQuade wrote on Aug 22, 2008 11:52 PM:
There is a concerted effort underway, headed by Game & Fish, to establish a coordinating position by the 2009 boating season to...well...coordinate all the various local, county, and state agencies with jurisdiction to: 1) raise awareness about river issues, especially safety and litter (Pack out what you pack in) awareness; 2) dramatically step up law enforcement and presence, including law enforcement on the sandbars, possibly including video surveillance; 3) employ those who are sentenced to serving community services hours for regular sandbar clean-ups.
I am most encouraged by the fact that many of the Bismarck-Mandan Legislators were in attendance last week at a meeting on this subject at Game & Fish. These legislators will be key to making sure the position is created and the programs are funded. I urge you to contact them with your concerns and suggestions.
In the mean time my committee of volunteers will conduct a sandbar clean-up at 5:00 PM on Monday, September 8, leaving from the courtesy docks at Southport (located just south of the bridge). The intent is to do a litter clean-up before the fall rise, so the trash that may be there does not find its way to our neighbors downstream. If you would like to join us, we need boats, volunteers, and big trash bags. At the end of the evening I will do my best to see that everyone who participated (adults only!) enjoys one of my company's fine beer products on me! If you are interested, you can reach me at 701-471-2846. "
Curious wrote on Aug 22, 2008 7:39 PM:
JP wrote on Aug 22, 2008 4:33 PM:
Rose wrote on Aug 21, 2008 9:00 PM:
jw wrote on Aug 21, 2008 4:52 PM:
If you really think about it, the river provides the Bismarck Mandan area with more than just a place to run our boats, jet ski's and to park our docks.
The Missouri River is a natural resource that just happens to provide many communities with their MAIN AND ONLY source of drinking water. When its gone then what?
The Missouri River is here for all to enjoy, the fact that some people made a choice to live on it, well that is their choice. Others use it as a recreational area. As long as everyone respects the River for what it is, a natural resource we should all get along right? Wrong....... It sounds like everyone needs a lesson in that respect. We ALL need to understand that it is a priviledge to have this beautiful natural resource in our backyard and it is something we are all responsible to take better care of or some day, it won't be there to take care of us.
I think that all a person needs to say about that.. "
Becky wrote on Aug 21, 2008 8:59 AM:
Kayaker wrote on Aug 21, 2008 7:50 AM:
Yes; simple courtesy and respect for others on the part of both boaters and homeowners would ensure that these problems didn't happen. But the laws and ordinances draw the line in the sand so that everyone knows what the rules are. Otherwise, one person's 'quiet time is 2:00 AM' becomes another person's 11:00 PM and then another person prefers 9:00 PM, etc. Or, one person decides the property line goes to the edge of the grass, the other person decides the property line goes to the high water mark, and the next person decides they like the property line to go as far out as low water happens to be that hour.
The best starting point for resolving problems is that everyone understands and agrees on what the basic rules of the game are and works from there. If everyone is playing by their own set of rules, it's hard to find a solution. "
Bono wrote on Aug 20, 2008 6:49 PM:
bigpoppakdog wrote on Aug 20, 2008 4:16 PM:
viewster wrote on Aug 20, 2008 3:46 PM:
Choices wrote on Aug 20, 2008 3:35 PM:
We all want to have it our own way, like Burger King. Some like pickles, some don't, some like ketchup, you get the drift. If you like to drive fast, drive fast. If you want to drive a wave runner, drive a wave runner. The common theme from every single post here is respect for others on the river, and use a little common sense when boating in traffic. Show common courtesy to others around you, just like Tony said.
I for one would hate to see any kind of laws controlling anything on the river, because once you open that can of worms, eventually nobody will be boating on the river. What might start out as some simple boating laws may turn into restrictions that take the fun away from boating. Just think about how you feel when you pull up to a sandbar that has a sign on it about some bird nobody's ever heard of nesting there, to 'Keep Off'. More ridiculous ordinances than that would most likely be enforced. "
Bono wrote on Aug 20, 2008 1:22 PM:
Disturbing the peace, boating under the influence, urinating in public - it's all breaking the law. Would you expect this blatant law breaking to happen on your street just because you "chose" to move on a street? NO.
Sounds to me like you are jealous of those who can live on the river. "
Agree with Tony wrote on Aug 20, 2008 1:01 PM:
I don't think we need more patrol on the river as a solution. If we allow 12 and 13 year old's to drive a motor vehicle, would it be safe if we patroled every street corner...personally I don't think so.
I think the common sense may kick-in if we added education aka testing, required safety courses, etc.
Also, I think if the G&F implemented a 10 mph rule from Fox Island to Merriweather's, there would be a lot less frustration. "
Tony Rothacker wrote on Aug 20, 2008 10:37 AM:
The common courtisity of boating seems to be a thing of the past, with boats comming and going in all directions at the same time. It's not uncommon to see 3, 4 or more boats going north almost side by side with just as many going south doing the same thing, while in the middle there will be a speeding boat or wave runner going in and out of the floating mess.
Unless some regulation is in place by the G&F or the Corp, nothing can or will be done. Its always because of a few that there will be a reason a law or rule is needed. Most donn't know what side to pass on or how far apart a boat should be to pass antoher. Maybe a boater saftey cource should be required for a boat licence. I don't know what the answer will be, but for now there is not much the G&F or county's can do to enforce laws that aren't there. "
Summerbaby wrote on Aug 20, 2008 9:22 AM:
Water Boy wrote on Aug 20, 2008 5:33 AM:
Mr. Bruan's letter does a good job of pointing out that many problems on the river are a matter of finding balance between the desires of boaters and the desires of homeowners and other users. That's a good place to start. "
Snap wrote on Aug 20, 2008 3:58 AM:
Really? "
This is nuts wrote on Aug 16, 2008 8:52 AM:
It really requires enforcement, where I live on the river I have not seen enforcement all summer! To expect people to act civil and responsible when they have a few beers in them is nuts. Times have changed and there needs to be a speed limit around the bridge area and others. If people want to fly like a bat out of hell they can go to the big lake and have at it. A fixed patrol on the hill looking over the river with a spotting scope/video hookup and a boat unit would do wonders.
Operating watercraft on the river is more difficult than operating a motor vehicle "between the lines" on the road, therefore, the blood alcohol limit for operating watercraft should be less than driving a car on the road. This should make mcquade happy!! Sam how about a ten cent deposit on cans!
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Water Boy wrote on Aug 15, 2008 6:19 PM:
Reminds me of the posts this spring on ORV's except it's on water this time. The solution is still the same - mutual consideration and respect for each other and an understanding that everyone wants and likes something different. Or, everyone can lock horns. I'll go for everyone mellowing out a bit on this and I'll bet that would resolve a lot of the 'problems'.
See ya' on the water! "
Old river rat wrote on Aug 15, 2008 1:44 PM:
Proud American wrote on Aug 15, 2008 1:13 PM:
What do you care wrote on Aug 15, 2008 12:44 PM:
What this is really about is a few whiners that have the idea in their head that they own the entire river. "
BisMan people live to crackdown wrote on Aug 15, 2008 12:41 PM:
Hope you enjoyed the constant clang of that bridge pile driver for the last couple years. That's pretty noisy, and we can hear it all the way outside of town. Ha ha ha. "
PO wrote on Aug 15, 2008 12:35 PM:
Old Salt wrote on Aug 15, 2008 11:44 AM:
Old river rat wrote on Aug 15, 2008 9:55 AM:
MamaMia wrote on Aug 15, 2008 9:54 AM:
B. Beach wrote on Aug 15, 2008 9:18 AM:
As property owners and boaters, the things that I and my family have witnessed in the last 10 years is nothing short of unbelievable. Boaters with no concept of wake laws or general safety, children as young as 10 and under being allowed to operate wave-runners without an adult, FISHERMAN (whom should know better), barreling past kayakers at unheard of speeds, drunk high school kids floating the river at night in a $20 raft with no life jackets or survival gear, and the list could go on.
As landowners, the blatant lack of respect for private property never ceases to amaze me. Almost every weekend we have groups of boaters that park right next to our cabin and let their dogs run loose which causes us to have to tie ours up. They play their music at ridiculous volumes. They trespass through our manicured property to relieve themselves, and then, if thats not enough they stick around and make themselves dinner. Obviously our private property signs and glaring stares all day long must make them feel welcome.
I do not in any way want to restrict anyone's right to have a good time on our beautiful river, but safety, responsibility, respect and common sense NEEDS to be addressed.
It is time for all TRUE River Rats to organize to help solve these problems. It has become obvious that the problems have grown too big for Game and Fish and the local authorities to handle. Anyone SINCERELY interested please contact me at 701-426-2750.
After reading the lengthy posts in response to Mr. McQuade's letter to the editor a month ago, I would expect my phone to ring off the hook. But sadly, as I am sure Mr. McQuade found out, people's concern subsides when they realize may have to play an active role in the solution. "
Bill is mad wrote on Aug 15, 2008 9:14 AM:
River Rat wrote on Aug 15, 2008 8:27 AM:
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